It's Only Tuesday

This is by and far my favorite Onion article EVER. So much so, I post it nearly every Tuesday as my status on G-chat, and it never fails to get me an IM or two about it from friends loving it too. Enjoy!

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/it_only_tuesday

"Tuesday's arrival stunned a nation still recovering from the nightmarish slog that was Monday, leaving some to wonder if the week was ever going to end, and others to ask what was taking Saturday so [gosh darn] long."